Fire that Grill

Being in a cosmopolitan city, i always observed that in any kind of races, middleaged couples (and even some still in their 30's), the woman or wife tend to get bigger or fatter through the years of marriage than their male counterpart. This doesn't apply to everyone of course since there are still a lot of women who took care of themselves and those some who are really genetically blessed. But more often than not though, it's always the wife who packs up the lard as years pass by. I guess we can link this to childbirth and all that women stuff that are more complex than solving calculus.

I've always wondered how a thin husband would address this situation to her fat wife, and more importantly, how the wife would react.

Then I found this JOKE.

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She ignored the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."